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It's summer...yay...

5/26/2014

It's May 26th here and this is my 5-day forecast

Wednesday is going to be SUPER exciting...what with the 10% chance of rain and everything.
It's gonna be a chilly 98 come Thursday. I'll make sure and pull out the parkas!

IT'S ONLY MAY, Y'ALL! THE HOTTEST MONTH OF THE YEAR IS AUGUST....THAT'S A FEW MONTHS AWAY.

It's a dry heat though, right?

Send blocks of ice and lots of alcohol. Like, yesterday.

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Being a Grownup is Gross

5/6/2014

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I've dealt with a lot of things as a grownup. A lot of gross things too.

Birth is gross. Yes, it's beautiful and wonderful and blah blah blah. It's also full of disgusting things.

Babies are gross. They're adorable and sweet and all that....but they're also puking, peeing, poop machines. Most of those fluids, by the way, will get ON YOU at least once in the first year.
Ever reached out to catch vomit in your bare hands? I've done it. More than once.

Today was no different.

No, there were no bodily fluids. This isn't a "haha my kid pooped everywhere" post.

This is a FREAKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Did you know potatoes turn to mushy liquid if left for too long?

Want to see?

You're in luck. I have no pictures.

You know what LOVES mushy potatoes? Fruit flies. Those little annoying beasts that like to fly in your eyes and up your nose. (or is that just me?)

And because I'M the grownup I was the one that had to deal with it.

Without puking because I can't risk a chain reaction and more of a mess...

when my FIRST reaction was:

Tell me your gross grownup stories!! I know you have some!

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